Author: Shane Farmer
Story Type: Poem
Home Gym: CrossFit Invictus
In response to Nike Women’s “My Butt is Big,” ad I saw:
Like a praying mantis
and thousands of pull-ups, push-ups, and squats
Have made my body leaner
Definitely not bigger
Thats OK with me
It means I’m often overlooked
When pitted against those “bigger” than me
But I tend to over-deliver
It’s a green light
To eat whatever I want
Even though I eat Paleo
It’s a lion laying in wait
To pounce on any competition in my sights
That may have forgotten I’m here
I am tall and skinny
That’s OK with me
And to those who think bigger is better
I invite you to come workout with me
